parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.
'black widow!! is it true that you're sleeping with captain america?'
the three-second clip of nat smirking and responding, coyly, ‘sure, which one?’ plays on the news for what steve’s sure is a perfect 24-hour loop
'this is a nightmare' steve says
'whatever' nat says. 'it was quicker than saying 'actually i'm currently in a complicated but loving relationship with all three captain americas and we fucked each other tenderly just this morning”
'oh my god' steve says
bucky shrugs. ‘well she’s not wrong’
sam sighs dreamily while watching the clip repeat on tv again. ‘i love my new promotion’